Showing posts with label The Jobbers of Evil. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Jobbers of Evil. Show all posts

Friday, December 25, 2015

Have a villain group

SYSTEM: ICONS

Another repost from the LiveJournal.
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For no particular reason, I was thinking that there aren't enough villain groups for ICONS. (Man, did I love the Champions Enemies books back in the day.) So, have a villain group in ICONS. Have them without stuff like, oh, explanations or tactics. This group, Fourscore, specializes in stealing things: information, diamonds, ATM refills, whatever.

I see them as losers, actually, taking jobs and always looking for the next big job. Kobold keeps having his heart broken and talking to Covalent about it, who thinks, "I'm right here!" and Whackjob is laughing at both of them. Lightfinger is this earnest crook type who is sure that the very next job will put them in the big time. Despite their powers, they can't quite put it all together.

As powers go, they're actually not bad, though they are hindered by the lack of anything in a technical sense. On a lot of jobs, Lightfinger just sends in Whackjob as the new filing cabinet. She gets the stuff (so long as it's material; she's no good with computers—reminds of her days in an office, before the accident) and they go. She walks out the next day, and off they go.

If the job calls for something more direct, then Whackjob waits to be auxiliary if it all goes south (which she often ensures). Covalent general takes the leadership role here, because he has experience with small squad tactics; he's largely hampered by the fact that he doesn't know nearly enough chemistry.

Fourscore

Lightfinger

LightfingerProwessSpecialties
Gardner Finch8Leadership
BirthrightCoordination
Stamina6Powers
8Strength7Resistance (magic)
Determination25Power Theft
*Intellect4Resistance (damage)
Height45Teleportation
5'6"AwarenessQualities
Weight5
  • Sensitive about height and being different
  • Loyal to his gang
  • "These powers gotta be worth something!"
112 lbsWillpower
Point Value 536

Whackjob

Whackjob Prowess Specialties
Tina Wells 5 Performance (Acting), Stealth
Transformed Coordination
Stamina 3 Powers
10 Strength 5Fast Attack
Determination 4 7Transformation
Limit: Not physical properties Extra: Stretching
* Intellect
Height 7 6Aura (usually grows spines)
Varies; originally 4'11" Awareness Qualities
Weight 6
  • Loves to imitate office furniture...especially filing cabinets
  • Looney-tunes practical joker
101 lbs Willpower
Point Total 51 6

Kobold

Kobold Prowess Specialties
Larry Erdman 4 Science (Geology)
Unearthly Coordination
Stamina 4 Powers
10 Strength 4 Elemental Control (Earth) [Blast]
Determination 5 Extra: Defensive
* Intellect 4Mind Shield
Height 5 Qualities
4'2" Awareness
  • Unknown to him, a changeling
  • Falls in love at the drop of a hat
  • Loves to lecture
Weight 4
118 lb Willpower
Point Total  40 5

Covalent

Covalent Prowess Specialties
David Petersen 5 Military
Transformed Coordination Powers
Stamina 4 5Transmutation
Extra: Defensive Extra: Effect, Telekinesis Limit: One element at a time, full panel to shift
Extra: Effect, Energy Drain (as all the oxygen tries to leave you)
10 Strength
Determination 6
* Intellect
Height 4 6Stretching
6'0" Awareness Qualities
Weight 3
  • Nonhuman looks
  • Wanted by the US Military
  • Hopeless love for Kobold
180 lbs.Willpower
Point Total 434

Likes Kobold romantically, but Kobold is straight, so that's not going to happen.

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In my brain, they have this whole backstory. They grew up in the same poor crime-ridden neighbourhood.  Pick a problem, somebody had it, including substance abuse, health problems, self-image, abusive boyfriends, self-loathing, and so on. They stuck together because nobody else would stick with them. When they found the device, they figured selling it would be their ticket out. They were all eighteen to twenty at the time. They were hiding it at Finch's place when it exploded and caught all of them. It triggered Finch's mutation. Erdman tried powers for the first time and it works, so he figures he was transformed. Petersen was on leave from the Army, but he never returned, being a kind of glowy guy now.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Lame villains of the day.... King's Wood

SYSTEM: ANY

Do these names not inspire an emotion in you? (Granted, it might not be fear, apprehension, or loathing, but disgusted amusement is an emotion, right?)

They are:

  • Tree Rex, emperor of the plant world! (Qualities include "You can do anything with plants!" and "Dirty filthy animal urges")
  • Air Apparent, maker of illusions! (Qualities include "See it to believe it" and "Life's a breeze")
  • Sleeping Beauty, she who controls dreams and plants posthypnotic suggestions! (Qualities include "Sultry, seductive, and soporific" but not "Slept her way to the middle")
  • Pope of Roam, the man with speedster control. (Qualities include "Can control the speed force but never use it himself")

They usually have one or two captive speedsters and a carnivorous plant with them. They get access because Sleeping Beauty has arranged entry to whatever place they need, and sometimes protection against those meddling heroes.

Monday, May 4, 2015

Earth's Mightiest Heroes Villains: The Griffin

SYSTEM: ICONS

It turns out that I have a weakness for loser villains. I like them, and I think about ways to make them effective...or just funny.

In that spirit, here's the Griffin, a set of characteristics that never seem to amount to anything. Oh, the individual fight might be tough but he makes no plans and is obviously a pawn for others. Even Nick Fury uses him this way.

Griffin

EXTERIOR PARK NIGHT.

CLOSEUP of someone laying down a Slim Jim, then stepping away.

SHOT OF DARKNESS and a SNUFFLING SOUND. 

CUT TO the place where the Slim Jim was. It's gone.

PULL BACK to reveal CARR with a sack by his side, methodically laying down Slim Jims as he backs away.

CARR
 Good boy. That's a good boy.

SERIES OF CUTS showing CARR backing home, slowly, laying down Slim Jims all the way.

TITLE CARD: The Jobbers of Evil.

CUT TO INT LIVING ROOM. DUVAL and PARKS are on the couch.

DUVAL
What a day. First, I go to case a bank in Atlantic City, and it gets robbed while I'm there. Squirrel Girl got them. Amateurs. I mean, Squirrel Girl.

PARKS
Drink?

DUVAL
Merci. Then I went to buy some liquor--because of the stress--and discovered that in the confusion someone had lifted my credit card, the one I paid extra for so it wouldn't be questioned.

PARKS
The gold one.

DUVAL
So I had to steal the liquor. Fortunately I was in the city. Won't be traced back here.

PARKS
(Watches DUVAL drink)
I had a rough day too. I had this craving for a s'more. Like you cannot believe. But when you're made of light, you can't.

DUVAL
A s'more?

PARKS
Graham wafer, marshmallow, chocolate. Oh my god. Heaven. Better than sex.

DUVAL
Watch your mouth.

CARR enters and goes to the FRIDGE. He starts loading his sack with meat.

CARR
Hey, guys.  Oh, hey, Paul, I borrowed that credit card of yours. I needed some Slim Jims.

DUVAL
That's where it went. Slim Jims? They're like a Euro a pack.

CARR
I needed six hundred. My credit card wouldn't cover it.

CUT TO INTERIOR THE PARKING GARAGE

DUVAL
Why is the Griffin in our parking garage?

CARR
I have a plan.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

INTERIOR LIVING ROOM
PARKS
Iron Man first, then Hawkeye.

CARR
Think of Hawkey as a warm-up.

DUVAL
People are going to find the Griffin, and we'll be found. You know what that means.

PARKS
(darkly)
Squirrel Girl.

CARR
See, I was thinking you could petrify him. We could store him that way. We have an empty storage space.

DUVAL
I'm not going down every hour to stone him again. What if I'm late?
(beat)
Besides, the storage area is full.

CARR
Full? We don't have anything--

PARKS
This is why you disappear every hour. You're not smoking at all.

DUVAL
Linda. She likes it. Being stoned, I mean.

CARR
That's just one person. We could still--

DUVAL
Well, she called two friends, and they called...

CARR
How many are there?

PARKS
Wait...you're storing them there?

DUVAL
I make a little cash from renting it. It's off the books.

CARR and PARKS look at him.

Just at night. It's cheaper than an apartment.
(beat)
And some of them pay me with favours.

CARR
How many? Total I mean, not favours.

DUVAL pulls out a small notebook, pages through it. 

DUVAL
Seventeen...no, sixteen, because Miranda went back to her mother.

CARR
Paul, we've got the Griffin in our parking garage. I figured you'd be able to store him. You can't if the storage room is full.

DUVAL
Well, that's why it was a bad idea for you to lure the Griffin.

CARR
Okay. We've got three doctorates between us, we can figure this out.

PARKS
What about that polymer you invented that makes the change permanent?

DUVAL
Kills them. And I like Linda. And Sophie. And, mon Dieu, Jennifer. How could I forget Jennifer?

CARR
I'm a little uncomfortable with mass murder anyway.

PARKS
Liberal.

CARR
Trying being a black man with an academic degree and a criminal record.

PARKS
Trying being a light beam.

CARR
Listen, Sunshine...

DUVAL
Gentlemen... Mes amis. We have a problem here.

PARKS
Right. Can we train the Griffin? Calvin got him to eat the Slim Jims.

CARR
You've never had a dog. We can't train him in one night.

DUVAL
I have an idea.

CUT TO INT PARKING GARAGE ELEVATOR

PARKS
I refuse.

CARR
It does make sense.

PARKS
I will not be a laser pointer to lure him away. I have my dignity.

DUVAL
Look, we have the Griffin during the day and the women at night. Until we figure out what to do with him.

CARR
I wonder if Purina makes a chow for him?
(The others are looking at him.)
He can hunt for his own food at night.

PARKS
I can't eat. I can't drink. I refuse to become a laser pointer.

CARR
(Inspired)
We'll watch Voyager with you.

PARKS
Well....

DUVAL
Seven of Nine is very hot.

PARK
Who cares? The holodeck. Hard light...so very, very hard...

CARR
(He can't believe he's saying this.)
Yes. The holodeck is very...hot.

PARKS
Every episode with the holodeck?
(thinks)
I'll do it.

TITLE CARD: The Jobbers of Evil.








Thursday, April 30, 2015

Earth's Mightiest Heroes Villains: The Grey Gargoyle

SYSTEM: ICONS

Despite (or perhaps) how scanty the information in the show is, I find that I like this guy.

The Grey Gargoyle

I'd love to see him put into a Suicide Squad-like setting, because there are glimpses of a finicky, snarky character there. Throw Chemistro and Living Laser in, call them the Jobbers of Evil, and give them an apartment in New Jersey.  Wackiness ensues.

If it were a commercial for a TV show:

INTERIOR BEDROOM.
 DUVAL and WOMAN in bed; both are obviously nude but DUVAL wears glove on right hand

WOMAN
Let's talk.

DUVAL
This is an American obsession, isn't it?

WOMAN
Talking?

DUVAL
Yes. We just-- Don't you know that men always want to go to sleep now?

WOMAN
(pouts)
For me.
(pause. Duval gets ready to go to sleep)
Why do you always wear that glove?

DUVAL
Reminds me not to get stoned.

WOMAN
Kinky. I love getting stoned.

CUT TO
KITCHEN OR HALL; We see WOMAN as statue in bedroom; DUVAL is in stone form.

DUVAL
(to CARR)
She asked for it.

TITLE CARD: The Jobbers of Evil

CUT TO POKER NIGHT, CARR, DUVAL, and PARKS around a table

VO
Can three supervillains share an apartment...

CARR
I'm tired of planning for Iron Man. Three weeks now. Let's do Hawkeye.

VO
...without driving each other crazy?

PARKS
(laying down cards)
Fizzbin!

 CUT TO HALL

LANDLORD
(at closed door)
Real money this time! That gold stuff changed back!

CUT TO INTERIOR, EVERYONE IN COSTUME
LANDLORD as statue propped in corner
 
CARR
Time to go to work.

VO
This network.

CUT TO LIVING ROOM. ALL THREE WATCHING TV. 
Pizza on table, PIZZA GUY as statue propped in corner

CARR
 Star Trek? Again?

DUVAL
(shrugs)
I can petrify you for the duration of the show.

CARR
Voyager?
(thinks)
 Yeah, hit me.

VO
This fall.

CUT TO LIVING ROOM. DUVAL TO THE OTHER TWO

DUVAL
 Why is the Griffin in our parking garage?

VO
The Jobbers of Evil