Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Lame villains of the day.... King's Wood

SYSTEM: ANY

Do these names not inspire an emotion in you? (Granted, it might not be fear, apprehension, or loathing, but disgusted amusement is an emotion, right?)

They are:

  • Tree Rex, emperor of the plant world! (Qualities include "You can do anything with plants!" and "Dirty filthy animal urges")
  • Air Apparent, maker of illusions! (Qualities include "See it to believe it" and "Life's a breeze")
  • Sleeping Beauty, she who controls dreams and plants posthypnotic suggestions! (Qualities include "Sultry, seductive, and soporific" but not "Slept her way to the middle")
  • Pope of Roam, the man with speedster control. (Qualities include "Can control the speed force but never use it himself")

They usually have one or two captive speedsters and a carnivorous plant with them. They get access because Sleeping Beauty has arranged entry to whatever place they need, and sometimes protection against those meddling heroes.