Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Poindexter, the Vampire Tagger

Look, vampires are a rare and endangered species. Or subspecies; the science isn't in yet. What we have to do is find them and tag them. Obviously, they're surprisingly intelligent so they recognize normal tags. But this pneumatic injector puts a radio chip inside them. Hit a big meaty structure like a thigh, if you can.

Yeah, you have to catch them, but it's a humane catch-and-release program.

Oh, you laugh at me, but when my cousin has to relocate one who has developed a taste for human blood,  she does the dangerous work? She's got cages, a truck, a plane...she's put three on a certain island already. I have to get close enough to tag them and then get away.

Listen, I got the tough job.

But it's for Science.

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